Hi, My name is Alyssa...

...and I can really be an idiot sometimes.

Choral response: "Hi Alyssa!"

I stayed up until 2:00am last night.

(Oh, it gets better.)

I was watching DVR.

Yup.  You know...those little RECORDING machines.  Yeah, the ones that KEEP the television shows until you choose to erase them so the shows are available ALL THE TIME.

(Oh, but it gets even better.)

I'd already seen them.

*sigh*