A few friends went to dinner tonight. There was one comment and one charade that had to be shared. I simply couldn't keep these to myself.
One friend was talking passionately about Lupe's beef fajitas. His comment?
"I think they're the unleavened bread they'll serve in heaven."
A little bit later in the conversation this same friend decides to act out the use of a bidet.
When I told him these were going on the blog, he exclaimed, "I've made it to the blog!" Who knew it was a victory?