Saturday, April 10, 2010

Things I'm glad I don't have to do

I'm glad I don't have to be on the witness stand and answer questions about my feelings regarding any certain person.

Think about it a minute. You're on the witness stand and the opposing counsel asks you "Do you love _______? Does he love you in return? What do you mean you don't know? Haven't you talked about it?"

"Have you ever been angry at ______? Angry enough to kill them? No? But you have felt anger towards them?"

C'mon. Put yourself in that chair and a recent interest...or recent hurt relationship...is in the courtroom.

Awkward!

1 comment:

  1. If I did that in light of recent events...there'd be an addition to death row.

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